Day 16 Ergo

Ergo
the human body is infallible ergo you will get fat
your hair never looks quite right ergo don't bother looking in the mirror
parking fines are ridiculous ergo cycle
'shock and awe' sounds better than it is ergo don't believe everything they tell you
stubbing your toe is outrageously painful ergo wear shoes
weather forecasts will be subject to late change ergo carry the umbrella and sun hat
the truth hurts ergo be prepared or don't ask
people who lark about on punts end up in the drink ergo take a change of clothes

one day all this will end ergo love every minute 

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